Words of Wisdom from a Child

  • No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

  • When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let Mom brush your hair.

  • If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

  • Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

  • Whether he's real or not, you should believe in the tooth fairy if you like money.

  • You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

  • Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

  • Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

  • Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.

  • Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time.

  • School lunches stick to the wall.

  • Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

Submitted  1/13/2000 11:47:29 PM